I've never seen one of the older Hellraiser movies, but I've heard great things about them, they are said to be scary fucking movies that flip your shit through the whole sit, and when you see that face full of pins, diarrhea shit comes out of your anus, yeah, that's what I've been told, scary movies, besides, they are based on Clive Barker's characters, and god I loved his work on "Undying" (yeah, that's a game, but it's great!). I've always wanted to get to see them, but I've never found them... until a couple of days, I saw a divine ray of light come down from heaven as the voice of a thousand angels said: "turn thine eyes" and I saw it, Hellraiser: Hellworld on a counter... yes...I bought the DVD, happy that I was going to see one of the Hellraisers at last, besides. I was curious about that online thing... what's so online about pinhead?... and what's up with that image? does this take place into the matrix? is he the new enemy of Neo or what the fuck?
Well... this movie is a steaming gigantic grotesque bloody pile of shit!! If I where pinhead, I'd stick my head inside the ass of the people that shot this film! I'd be ashamed of this film! what a shit-load of fuck! If this was supposed to be a scary movie, than I was supposed
to turn into a porcupine when I turned 13 and become the leader of a religion wich worships used tampons!
I'll try not to give away the whole plot. The idea is that hellworld is an online videogame just like Starcraft, Diablo or Ragnarok (though you always see an absurd red screen and no play is seen or explained...), then this one guy kills himself or gets killed or what the fuck because of the game and his friends are like sad and we should have helped him before death shit. then they are invited to a hellworld party (Yes, this is your typical teenagers in awkward situations and having sex sometimes hollywood no brainer escape to basement instead of the outside movie) and strange things begin to happen. My main complaint is that... this is not what I expected, I haven't seen Hellraiser, but I imagine a very dark atmosphere movie with bloody killings and stuff, but the killings in this movie are not that great and feel a little forced, when you see them, they don't satisfy you at all; besides, Pinhead hardly appears through the whole fucking movie, this movie shouldn't have been called Hellraiser, it should have been "Killing party" or "Stupid fucking teens" or "Fuck me and kill me" or something like that. The ending is fine and twists all the movie, but as anything else, it feels forced, but when you think, this ending is fine, it fucking turns itself into a hopefull romantic happy fucking ending which makes it just more bullshit...
If you want to see it, see it, but I'd recommend you download it somewhere, yeah, it must be on the net, there's always some fucked up asshole who likes to stare into shit...
I haven't personally seen the Hellraiser movies either, but I read about them recently, so this post interested me. Anyway, it turns out only the first Hellraiser movie was under Clive Barker's complete creative control. He was somewhat involved in the second movie, but not as much. From then on, studios got to do what they mostly do, screw things up. Then finally the las two movies, which, by the way were Straight-to-DVD releases weren't even supposed to be Hellraiser movies, they just slapped the name and Pinhead there for some easy profit.
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