Monday 28 December 2009

My "Top ten" games of this ten years!!

Well, I had nothing to do and was reading an watching some stuff, so I decided I was going to make this list; the top ten games that have really touched my soul in this ten years. I really don't play that much on consoles, not that I don't like them, I don't have any (sobs), so mostly this are PC games, except for three of them, and games that I have played, I know someone will say "hey, where's this game or that game", that's why I want to make clear "The games that I HAVE PLAYED", yes, my computer's hardware has refrained me from playing some awesome kickass new gen games that most people consider awesome, but for the games I've played, this is my top ten favourite.

10 - Audiosurf.

Many people don't know this game's existence or don't like it. Audiosurf is a music based puzzle/race game hibrid or something, released in 2008 on Steam. The gameplay is really simple, you upload a song from your PC and the game generates a race course based on the song's tempo, you race a pod -very similar to FZero- and try to hit color blocks that in a way match the song, while avoiding grey blocks. the idea is to collect groups of at least three blocks to gain points, and that's pretty much it. There are other play modes, but this is the basic. The ambients are really pretty, everything is like a moving fractal image -fractals are pretty right?- not depending on high tech graphics or advanced hardware, I guess it could run on pretty much anything with enough RAM.

The reason I like it, is because it can be play
ed once and again and it's not esy to get bored of it, worst for me that I'm listening to music all the time, has massive replay value and is really addictive. It works on the same idea of Guitar hero and alikes: you simply like music, and few things are better than playing while listening to your music -perhaps killing zombies while listening to your music... but someday we'll find out-.

9 . Castlevania: Harmony of dissonance / Kingdom hearts: Chain of memories.

I couldn't decide wich one of this two, so this one is a tie. Perhaps the only games I've played on Gameboy advance that aren't a pokemon.

The first exception on my PC ga
mes is: Castlevania: Harmony of dissonance, released by Konami in 2002 for the Gameboy advance; following the steps set by Symphony of the night with a Metroid like 2D castle map, sets Juste Belmont and his friend Maxime Kischine back on Dracula's castle, looking for their childhood friend Lydie Erlanger, who is being held captive inside.

Most people like better Symphony of the night or Aria of sorrow but I have not played those really well, so, for me, this is the one I liked the most, I liked Circle of the moon, but this one has a little something. The gamep
lay is awesome, the plot is well rendered and it draws you into playing more, the graphics and music are pretty and it's really fun to play; I managed to get two different endings and both are equally satisfactory. Definitively a game to be remembered, just like all the Castlevanias (yes, I like Castlevania 2 for the NES and the N64 ones too...)

The second one is Kingdom Hearts: Chain of memories. I have never really played the ones on bigger consoles, but this one was really satisfactory. Released by Square Enix in 2004 and remade for the PS2 in 2007 (2008), Sets Sora and his friends -Donald, Goofy and Jiminy Cricket- in Castle Oblivion, where Soras' memories are to fade as new appear while he travels across the castle, which is build up from Sora's memories (now we know why it's named Chain of memories), trying to recall his friend Naminé, who is being held captive in the castle (yeah... pretty much like Castlevania right?)

The gameplay is a mixture of RPG and figting card game, where you can attack your enemies if the number of the card you play is higher than the card your enemy played. It's very pretty to play, the graphics are GBA good and the plot is great. At first, I thought this would be a dumb game because of the Disney characters, but this is one of the many times I've been dead wrong. The ending is really good and there's a second story after you end the game the first time. Awesome game, play it if you can.

8 - Max Payne.

Everybody knows Max Payne, and if you don't, you've lived under a rock (and if you only know the 2008 film, you're dumb and don't know what you've missed). An amazing third person shooter game developed by Remedy entertainment and 3D realms in 2001 and ported to the PS2, XBox and GBA by Rockstar (yeah, the GBA version is really good). You're Max Payne, a NY police agent that lost his family, killed by a trio of drug addicts on the new design drug called Valkyr; later Max becomes an undercover agent, investigating on some mafia bosses; no one knows his existence but his friend Alex Balder, who gets shot by an unknown person, thus, Max loses his identity as a policeman, comes to be the main suspect of the murder and specially, becomes a non existing person who has nothing to lose; this way, Max begins a one man war against the whole mafia.

The story of the game takes you deeper and deeper as you play it, as you discover more of the character himself and as you fight his inner demons. The comic book-like story board with the cheesy characters make a pretty sight and the gameplay is well made and entertaining. Max Payne is one of the first games that used the "Bullet time", in my own words, the capability of slowing the whole game so you can see where the bullets are coming from or where your enemies are so you can get a better shot or dodge a couple of bullets, pretty much like the bullet scenes from Matrix. Great replay value also. It was followed by Max Payne 2: The fall of Max Payne, which is a great game too and theres a Max Payne 3 scheduled for 2010... but we can only hope for it to be true.

7 - Unreal Tournament 2004.


Unreal is an awesome game, that's it. I first played a demo of Unreal Tournament out from a Internet connection installer CD that also had a Quake II demo and some other game named SIN that i've never heard of again; it was absolutely awesome. Then I played it again on the awesome holy and missunderstood (makes a bow and the cross sign) Sega DreamCast; that was as close as nirvana as you could get back in the days.

Then it's Unreal Tournament 2004, released on that date by Epic games, Digital extreme and Atari, used the Unreal engine 2.5; featured all the things that made it's predecessors awesome, but including greater graphics, new weapons, new gameplays, team building and fighting, smarter AI and the most awesome thing a FPS battle game could ever have: tanks, gun torrets, aircrafts and spacecrafts!; This addition made it possible for awesome great scale epic action battles to take place! Shredding aliens and people to pieces had never been this awesome. There is no way words can explain how awesome this game is, you must play it.

On 2007, Unreal Tournament III came out, but I have not played that one that much, needless to say, it's awesome.

6 - First Encounter Assault Recon (F.E.A.R)

A great way way to mix first person shooter games and horror. Developed by Monolith productions and released by Vivendi and Sierra in 2005, takes you into the character of "The point man". You are like a S.W.A.T. team, sent to eliminate a man named Paxton Fettel, who used a batallion of mind controlled soldiers to take control of some military base or something; but as you chase the man, some odd things begin to happen, hallucinations and paranormal activity that involve a little long haired girl in red.

F.E.A.R. managed to mix two of my favourite things: First pers
on shooters and japanese-like horror; of course, this game is not the only one nor the first one, but manages to make it in a very pretty way. A very pretty thing is that, when you look down, you can actually see the characters feet and body, unlike most FPS's that you can't see them.

I can't say a lot of things of this one because I haven't actually finished it, but one thing is for sure: It's an awesome game. Play at night in the dark, but don't forget a spare of underwear... you'll need it.

5 - Jet Grind Radio.

Out from the awesome (makes a bow and a cross sign) Sega DreamCast, developed by Smilebit and published by SEGA in 2000, Jet Grind (or Set) Radio placed you at the battle of three on-line skaters gangs for the territory of Tokio-to. You are Beat, a guy who ran from home trying to join a gang of on-line skaters: Later, Beat decides to start his own gang, "the GG's" and begins a graffity spray tagging war with the other rival gangs.

The game is really fun to play, you have to spray paint your tag all over the place before the cops get you, and replace the other gang's sprayed tags with your own, sounds really simple but the game can become really challenging ahead. The music was awesome in my opinion, J-Popish electro music that really fits the ambients, there's even a soundtrack CD. This game, like (makes bow) the DreamCast console, where way ahead of time, being one of the first (if not the first, at least it's the first I saw) games that used the Cell-shaded graphics, making the game look like a cartoon, and which is used now by other games like The Legend of Zelda: The Wind waker and Prince of Persia. This kind of graphics, added to the bright colors and the J-popish music made a really beautiful game to watch and play -and probably a real torture for epileptic kids-.

The game was followed later by Jet Set Radio Future on Xbox, I haven't seen that one.

4 - Uplink.


Uplink is the proof that only a nice plot and a well made and addictive gameplay are needed to make an incredible game. With not great graphics -actually, this game has no graphics at all- Uplink is a great game with a great fanbase community and a great amount of MOD's -actually, I have one where the photos of people have been changed by the FBI's most wanted-. Released in 2001 by Introversion software on Steam, this game is a movie-like hacker emulator, pretty much like the hacking done in the 2001 movie Swordfish. As a friend said, "It's a nerd's game" and in a way, it is.

In Uplink you become an agent of a corporation named "Uplink" which helps hackers from all over the world to do their hacking stuff. Set in the year 2010 XD, basically, you access the Uplink computer located in one point of the world -I guess that's the only graphic, a map of the world where you can see the I.P. of the computers you have access- and from the database, you can accept contracts from different companies, asking you to hack into someone's system and erase something or steal data or create false identities, among others. You can buy your hacking softwares and tools out from Uplink, you can also upgrade your gateway and secure it so you can run before the feds find you; things gets better when by April on the game's date, you receive a mail from a dead agent saying that a corporation is working on some virus that is surely to cause computer apocalypse, later that company contacts you to work for them, and to help them attack another company with the new virus that is being developed, just the moment this other company contacts you, saying that they know everything and they want you to joint them against the other and into building a program against the virus... geee, what a tied up plot!.

Uplink has no graphics at all, runs as if it was another program on a computer, achieving more points to the feeling of real hacking -I even played a couple of friends into thinking that I was really hacking-. Something I find really cool, is that you can follow the games plot, choosing one of the ways, or ignore it at all and continue freelancing, taking jobs from the Uplink database. The game achieved a goal on the emulation, you have to be really clean on the jobs you do, buy hacking tools and know what to buy, erase every log on any computer, avoid trace, you have to break passwords, disable security systems and even record peoples' voices to be able to crack voice protected systems. It's a good game, sometimes it can be a little repetitive and really hard, because if you do only one miserable thing wrong or leave or erase one wrong log and the guys on the computer you hacked trace you, your gateway and PC gets detroyed and you get kicked out of Uplink, meaning this a game over and you have to start back from scratch.

3 - Clive Barker's Undying.

Coming back to the FPS's, Clive Barker's Undying is a Horror FPS game released in 2001 by Electronic Arts, based on the Unreal engine :D.

Undying, places you in the role of Patrick Galloway, an adventurer who visits his friend Jeremiah Covenant in his creepy dark mansion, set in 1923. Patrick has an odd stone that helps him see ghosts or things that are not there, he is also capable of hearing voices that call his attention to things that cannot be seen. His friend Jeremiah asks him for help on paranormal matters dealing with his health and that have destroyed the Covenant family.

Jeremiah and his siblings, while they where children, found a circle of standing stones -pretty much like Stonehenge- and an occult book and started playing with it, summoning a curse onto all five of them, and when they became adults, one by one became mad and died, being Jeremiah the only one left, the dead siblings return to take vengueance upon the one that is left and the one they blame.

It's pretty much like a Lovecraft history turned into a game, the plot is absorbing and the graphics are very pretty; the game sucks you in as you discover more about the Covenants' curse. No words can describe it, saying more is revealing more of the plot and ruining the game. It's a must play.

2 - Doom 3 and Resurrection of Evil.

We all know Doom, The grandfather of FPS's sided by Wolfenstein 3D; Doom is the concept of everything a first person shooter is. This is the only game saga I can say I have played complete or almost complete -Doom 95, Final Doom (Doom plutonia, Doom TNT), Ultimate Doom, Doom 64, Doom RPG I and II for the cell phone, Doom 3 and Doom RoE, even the Simpsons' Doom MOD; I haven't played the boardgame, the Rougelike thing, and the iPhone one-. Developed by id Software and published by Activision for Windows in 2004, and ported to the Xbox in 2005, Doom 3 has become the most successful game produced by the id company and has received favorable reception from the gaming community.

You take the role of the nameless Marine who is sent to UAC's mars base, where you get the order of finding a scientist that has gone missing, when you find him, he warns you something about the teletransportation experiments held by doctor Betruger, when a teletransportation occurs and some horrible hellspawns appear and start destroying everything; the teletransportation experiments ended up opening a portal to Hell itself, and bringing an invasion of blood thirsty demons into the base. As you fight your way across the base and across zombie scientist and zombie security guards with guns, Sargeant Kelly gives you orders to acquire a distress signal to call for back up, and so, the game is on.

Doom 3 gave a great step on the graphics out from Doom I and II -not meaning that they were bad games-, using the id tech 4 engine which allowed more realistic lights and shadows that scare the hell out of you and make you feel like you are really inside a demon and zombie infested futuristic base on mars. Some people don't like it, because it stays with the same theme of the first one's of fighting your way through a buch of hard to kill monsters, but, that's the essence of Doom and what made the first Dooms awesome, and also does the same on this one.

Resurrection of Evil, is an expansion of Doom 3 developed by Nerve Software and id Software, released on 2005, eight months after the release of Doom 3; taking place two years after Doom 3, a crew is sent to mars after finding an anomaly coming from one of it's satellites; the crew finds the Hell stone, being a human heart shaped thing, and are attacked by a horde of demons that try to retrieve it. The marine gets the thing back to Doctor Elizabeth McNeil as she tells the marine that the only way to destroy it is to return it to where it came from: Hell... easy task right? This way, the marine returns to the base where Doom 3 took place. There are no big differences between Doom 3 and RoE, just the addition of a couple of new guns and new hard to kill enemies; but is a great twelve chapters addition after having played Doom 3. I just love this games :D

AND FINALLY MY NUMBER ONE:

1 - American McGee's Alice.

Alice is a child's tale... gone completely insane. Published by Electronic Arts in 2000, American McGee's Alice is -I think I can call it- a third person shooter, based of the Lewis Carrol books "Alice's adventures in Wonderland" and "Through the looking glass, and what Alice found there".

Set years after them, Alice is found sleeping, taking tea with her friends, while in the house, a cat drops a candlestick, starting a gigantic fire that burns up the house and leaves poor little Alice as the only survivor. From the guilt of being the only survivor and the memoirs of her parents screams, Alice loses her mind and is interned in Rutledge Asylum where she remains lying on her bed with her rabbit doll. Ten years later, the rabbit talks to her and takes her again down into the rabbits hole and back into Wondrland, but this time, Wonderland has become a twisted, horrible death place under the rule of the Red Queen -This is seen as a really beautiful intro at the game, you really should see it- Saying anything more is ruining the great plot of the game, so play it for yourself.

The World of Alice is all twisted an gloomy, the ambients are so gothic, dark and scary, but someway they are pretty at the same time, helping with the gone-insane idea of the game. Your task is to go through Wonderland and destroy the Red Queen, you have available a Vorpal sword that you use to shred into bloody pieces the cards that want you dead, among other weapons like dices that summon demons, jacks that pierce enemies, etc. The game is greatly done, it's really fun to play and has a lot of replay value, the music is so beautiful but yet so twisted that fits exactly the mood of the game; the graphics are excellent, they are pretty to see, the game uses the id tech III engine used on great games such as Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Quake III -though I don't like Quake III that much...-

If you have not played Alice, do it, it's a great game and an awesome experience, the game is really satisfactory and leaves a nice print. The plot is great and the ending is awesome; Surely is a game that you have to play before you die.

Well, this were my top ten games, if I were to add a bonus or an 11, that would be 2001's Return to Castle Wolfenstein, that game is awesome, though some find the mixture of nazies and horrible monsters way odd, i find it blissful. Thanks for reading my list.

Sunday 18 October 2009

Demon's castle on my mobile phone


I was cycling through my usual java games download page when I saw this: "Demon's castle". The title itself is really atracting like "Oh my fucking god! a castle full of demons and all that shit" and the image looks pretty good; all I could think of was that this might be like those platform games where you go around killing monsters (or demons) pretty much like Castlevania, and actually it is exactly that, just like a Castlevania. It's a sidescroll where you start at the entrance of a castle and monsters appear and you have to beat the shit out of them, you have three different kind of weapons, I think fire, ice and lightning and that's almost it, beat the shit out of everything in your way.

Those kind of games work fine, sidescrolling beat the shit out of everything action, Castlevania is a perfect example, you've played them and you know they kick ass. there's a couple actually for the mobile phone, I have on mine a "Castlevania Dawn of sorrow" which is actually awesome and pretty much hard I must say, despite the fact that the controls are a little shitty, it just great; I also have this other "Castlevania", great also, it even has a remixed version of a classic Castlevania song (I can't recall it's name now) which makes the gameplay more awesome, the bad thing, it's on Japanese... yeah, I can't understand a shit out of the menus or the storyline...

There is this other game that emules Castlevania that I've been playing, it's called "Soul of darkness", I must dare to say that this one is even better than Castlevania Dawn of sorrow, the gameplay is the same, advance through the stage beating the shit out of everything, you get to upgrade your weapons, you have magic attacks, you find pieces of shit that when you collect them your health or your magic goes up, you can transform in some of your enemies in certain places, well, the game is good, recomendable, its a little hard and tricky sometimes, play it.

Then it's Demons castle... I even erased a song because I was lacking 85 kb (yeah, my phone is all stuffed) and I must say, I'm gonna regret that 'till the end of my life, This game is fucking shit! It's the same as if you get a drunk bum to shit on the street, then a dog to pee on the shit, then a woman to squirt her used tampons on top of it and then taking everything and putting it into your cel phone! what a horrible piece of damnation this is! The music sucks pig's ass, it's like a bad rendered MIDI looping all over again, the graphics are not that bad, looks pretty, but fuck! CAN'T HE WALK ANY MORE SLOWER?!! I don't know if you can run, I haven't found how to, but i guess that, if horrible things and demons are following you to eat the living shit out of your ass, THEN YOU MUST BE ABLE TO FUCKING RUN!! Movement is sooo dull and stiff, even when he jumps is shitty, just going through that tiny screen of your phone is like an eternity, IT'S FUCKING SLOW. Another thing, the enemies are always too up or too short to hit, there are some tiny motherfuckers that are so short that most of the time you can't hit them without getting hit!! what the fuck! if it's a beat the shit out of everything game I guess you should BE ABLE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING!! but there are this enemies that you just cant hit!

Enough of this shit. This shit sucks whore's ass. play it if you want, but you could as well play with a dog's turd, perhaps that will be more fun.

Sunday 26 July 2009

The Queen of the damned movie on my PC



One of this days, I was going through Youtube and found links to watch The queen of the damned, I had never seen this film, but I had read the book; I had always heard good and bad reviews about it, as you always do, a film is good for ones and bad for others, specially when it's a movie based on a book, so I watched it...


WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER BUSFUCKER ASSLICKING PIECE OF WHORESHIT!!!! This movie sucks so many balls in different levels!! The movie is not that bad, but if you know the book you'd rather stick a fat greasy cock in your eyeholes than watching an awesome book get gang banged and fucked like an 18 years old girl in a porn casting.


So, this movie is "enjoyable" is you don't know that it's of a book. I left a comment on the last link of the movie as DTPoe and a guy sent me a message about it, it was a really good review about my comment so i'd like to post the answer I gave (a little edited) as the review of this film, it reveals a lot of the film and the book's plot, so think about that before reading from this point if you have not seen it or read it (and plan to do so). thanks a lot.



-"When i wrote that comment, i never thought it would make such a hit on anyone, actually, i thought all the film fans were gonna rip me a couple of extra ass holes XD

Good to finally find someone who agrees with my opinions, most people have seen the movie but don't even know it comes from the two books (yep, i know it's from The vampire Lestat and The queen of the damned XD) or even know who Anne Rice is.


For the movie I think the change on Lestat's maker was inevitable because of the need of story compression into one and a half hours, but still, in my opinion, I've always felt that Magnus creating Lestat and leaving him for his own was a key on his attitudes and choices farther ahead, many things would have changed if Magnus had been a great loving father or if Lestat had never been orphan not minding who his father was XD Still, i think you are right on the idea that Marius could be his father anyway, but i think the relation between Marius and Lestat works perfectly because of Magnus leaving him orphan. And yes, the separation on the film was so lousy, not the exciting and full of feeling scene that Mrs. Rice describes in her book.


Also, i agree on the statement that a simple storyline works better, but i think that, even being a long story, many things could have been covered as in the book or at least alike, than simply changing the whole plot, It's as if the makers of Interview with the vampìre (to mention a film) had said "Yeah, we are making this book into a movie, but, this characters Lestat and Claudia, no, they have to go" FUCK THAT! It makes absolutely no sense, as if I do a film on Othello, but "sorry Desdémona, no room for you hehe" and hope that it works, and specially talking about the twins, yeah, the plot in the movie works a bit, but you are not watching a movie based on The Queen of the damned and The vampire Lestat, you are watching an "X" vampire movie, as if i ask my grandfather to narrate Moby Dick for me, he's gonna change the whole thing and make up a new ending. I think they were a little lazy in many aspects of the film, sometimes, I've thought the producers put too much effort on the music of the film (which is awesome) rather than the film itself.


Something I always felt displeased, but i think nothing could be done about that, is that, The queen of the damned, In my opinion, is mostly about the origin of vampires and the duality of Akasha, how she tries to make good but as her opinion tells her and how she struggles with what she believes and what is, rather than being a book about a woman that destroys everything and other vampires want dead before she kills them. and it was a big let down that none of that was included in a film called The queen of the damned. As you said, i appreciate the film for some elements, but as i just said, it's an "x" film, not The queen of the damned XD and yeah, the book ending is perfect as you said, the discussion with Marius and the adventure with Louis were key and necessary, and i just hated the representation of that they did in the film, makes me feel like Lestat and Jesse go into David's dispatch in an evil way, not in the naughty playful way i read in the book, not to mention it was Louis and Lestat, not Jesse."-


Well, rip me a new ass hole if you want, i don't fucking care, i could use twenty more, i would spend less time pushing the turd out when shitting. Thanks for reading again, take care.

Friday 10 April 2009

Hellraiser: Hellworld on my DVD

I've never seen one of the older Hellraiser movies, but I've heard great things about them, they are said to be scary fucking movies that flip your shit through the whole sit, and when you see that face full of pins, diarrhea shit comes out of your anus, yeah, that's what I've been told, scary movies, besides, they are based on Clive Barker's characters, and god I loved his work on "Undying" (yeah, that's a game, but it's great!). I've always wanted to get to see them, but I've never found them... until a couple of days, I saw a divine ray of light come down from heaven as the voice of a thousand angels said: "turn thine eyes" and I saw it, Hellraiser: Hellworld on a counter... yes...

I bought the DVD, happy that I was going to see one of the Hellraisers at last, besides. I was curious about that online thing... what's so online about pinhead?... and what's up with that image? does this take place into the matrix? is he the new enemy of Neo or what the fuck?

Well... this movie is a steaming gigantic grotesque bloody pile of shit!! If I where pinhead, I'd stick my head inside the ass of the people that shot this film! I'd be ashamed of this film! what a shit-load of fuck! If this was supposed to be a scary movie, than I was supposed
to turn into a porcupine when I turned 13 and become the leader of a religion wich worships used tampons!

I'll try not to give away the whole plot. The idea is that hellworld is an online videogame just like Starcraft, Diablo or Ragnarok (though you always see an absurd red screen and no play is seen or explained...), then this one guy kills himself or gets killed or what the fuck because of the game and his friends are like sad and we should have helped him before death shit. then they are invited to a hellworld party (Yes, this is your typical teenagers in awkward situations and having sex sometimes hollywood no brainer escape to basement instead of the outside movie) and strange things begin to happen. My main complaint is that... this is not what I expected, I haven't seen Hellraiser, but I imagine a very dark atmosphere movie with bloody killings and stuff, but the killings in this movie are not that great and feel a little forced, when you see them, they don't satisfy you at all; besides, Pinhead hardly appears through the whole fucking movie, this movie shouldn't have been called Hellraiser, it should have been "Killing party" or "Stupid fucking teens" or "Fuck me and kill me" or something like that. The ending is fine and twists all the movie, but as anything else, it feels forced, but when you think, this ending is fine, it fucking turns itself into a hopefull romantic happy fucking ending which makes it just more bullshit...

If you want to see it, see it, but I'd recommend you download it somewhere, yeah, it must be on the net, there's always some fucked up asshole who likes to stare into shit...

Monday 6 April 2009

Guitar hero III-Backstage pass on my mobile phone review




I got this game for my mobile phone a while ago: "Guitar hero III - backstage pass", I had played a lot of guitar emulators before on my phone, such as Guitar hero 3, which is awesome! great selection of songs such as "black magic woman" by Santana or "Monsters" by Matchbook romance (Or matchbox as is labeled all over the net) and other stuff that just makes it awesome, I busted the 4 and 6 keys on my phone playing it. Kick ass.

Then is the Gameloft version: Guitar rock tour (or "Guitar legend get on stage" as you can find it, it just has some little changes), another awesome game!, whenever I remember this game, I hear "Banquet" by Bloc party playing on my head; good animations, good songs, I crapped when I saw "Run to the hills" there, great! the songs are complete when you play on free mode, the "story" mode runs smooth and using five keys instead of the usual three was an interesting great idea, a little hard first but when you get the rhythm, it just kicks ass.

Also found another one: "Guitar hero world tour"; I'm a big fan of this kind of games, this one is good, not a lot of different things from guitar hero 3, just animations are a little shittier, good game... but it's fucking hard, I'm not that bad of a player nor I'm the best, but I busted my fucking ass trying to finish it on medium! fuck is it hard! my thumbs are still aching like shit!

But then it this one, Guitar hero III-bsp; I was wondering, what's so backstage about it? I popped the fucker in and fuck man... this game is fucking shit!! You play in the idea that you are trying to be a band, good idea, busting your ass up the charts was great, more emulation of a band sounds good; you have to rehearse your songs and as you rehearse you can play in bars, stadiums, festivals and all that, you have a "fame" counter, also a "buzz" and a "cred" one wich you increase as you play on stages or on the streets, that was awesome, more realistic, the songs are cool and the animations are smooth.

But... what so shitty about this? didn't I say it was shit? am I fucking insane or what?... here's the deal... this fucking game slaughtered the guitar hero idea of playing songs! when you give a concert, you get to choose one or five songs to play (I don't know if more, I'm not that far) depending on if the place is a bar or a stadium, when you start playing, you have a target score to achieve, if you don't achieve it, it's ok, but you won't get that famous because of the shitty concert, ok, you play the first song and it ends halfway, yeah, I know it's a common thing, but then, you don't fucking play anymore! then you play this shitty fucking not self explanatory minigames about throwing the guitar or sliding across stage to the spotlight or catching underwear from the crowd, man, what the fuck! I should be playing the other songs I chose! better, I SHOULD BE FUCKING PLAYING GUITAR!!!! NOT CATCHING UNDERWEAR!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! And if you fuck up the minigames, your score comes down and the concert is shit! so busting your thumbs to get the song right ends up being worthless bullshit!!! And you get other minigames, like: "your fan needs help, play somewhere and score 5 stars" FIVE STARS?! it's fucking hard to get 4! but 5! and if you fuck up and get 4 or less, your fame comes down! what a shit fuck!!

To wrap this up, the game is good on the band emulation thing and the visuals and all that, but I think I should have played more guitar than other thing, anyway it's a Guitar hero, not a "Throw the guitar to the roof hero". The minigames thing (I keep calling them minigames) is good, but it's not well blended in this one. I hope that if a new Guitar hero comes out for the mobile phone, this will be better made.

Thanks for reading my first review, I hope more will come on anything i feel like reviewing.