The Queen of the damned movie on my PC

One of this days, I was going through Youtube and found links to watch The queen of the damned, I had never seen this film, but I had read the book; I had always heard good and bad reviews about it, as you always do, a film is good for ones and bad for others, specially when it's a movie based on a book, so I watched it...

WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER BUSFUCKER ASSLICKING PIECE OF WHORESHIT!!!! This movie sucks so many balls in different levels!! The movie is not that bad, but if you know the book you'd rather stick a fat greasy cock in your eyeholes than watching an awesome book get gang banged and fucked like an 18 years old girl in a porn casting.

So, this movie is "enjoyable" is you don't know that it's of a book. I left a comment on the last link of the movie as DTPoe and a guy sent me a message about it, it was a really good review about my comment so i'd like to post the answer I gave (a little edited) as the review of this film, it reveals a lot of the film and the book's plot, so think about that before reading from this point if you have not seen it or read it (and plan to do so). thanks a lot.

-"When i wrote that comment, i never thought it would make such a hit on anyone, actually, i thought all the film fans were gonna rip me a couple of extra ass holes XD

Good to finally find someone who agrees with my opinions, most people have seen the movie but don't even know it comes from the two books (yep, i know it's from The vampire Lestat and The queen of the damned XD) or even know who Anne Rice is.

For the movie I think the change on Lestat's maker was inevitable because of the need of story compression into one and a half hours, but still, in my opinion, I've always felt that Magnus creating Lestat and leaving him for his own was a key on his attitudes and choices farther ahead, many things would have changed if Magnus had been a great loving father or if Lestat had never been orphan not minding who his father was XD Still, i think you are right on the idea that Marius could be his father anyway, but i think the relation between Marius and Lestat works perfectly because of Magnus leaving him orphan. And yes, the separation on the film was so lousy, not the exciting and full of feeling scene that Mrs. Rice describes in her book.

Also, i agree on the statement that a simple storyline works better, but i think that, even being a long story, many things could have been covered as in the book or at least alike, than simply changing the whole plot, It's as if the makers of Interview with the vampìre (to mention a film) had said "Yeah, we are making this book into a movie, but, this characters Lestat and Claudia, no, they have to go" FUCK THAT! It makes absolutely no sense, as if I do a film on Othello, but "sorry Desdémona, no room for you hehe" and hope that it works, and specially talking about the twins, yeah, the plot in the movie works a bit, but you are not watching a movie based on The Queen of the damned and The vampire Lestat, you are watching an "X" vampire movie, as if i ask my grandfather to narrate Moby Dick for me, he's gonna change the whole thing and make up a new ending. I think they were a little lazy in many aspects of the film, sometimes, I've thought the producers put too much effort on the music of the film (which is awesome) rather than the film itself.

Something I always felt displeased, but i think nothing could be done about that, is that, The queen of the damned, In my opinion, is mostly about the origin of vampires and the duality of Akasha, how she tries to make good but as her opinion tells her and how she struggles with what she believes and what is, rather than being a book about a woman that destroys everything and other vampires want dead before she kills them. and it was a big let down that none of that was included in a film called The queen of the damned. As you said, i appreciate the film for some elements, but as i just said, it's an "x" film, not The queen of the damned XD and yeah, the book ending is perfect as you said, the discussion with Marius and the adventure with Louis were key and necessary, and i just hated the representation of that they did in the film, makes me feel like Lestat and Jesse go into David's dispatch in an evil way, not in the naughty playful way i read in the book, not to mention it was Louis and Lestat, not Jesse."-

Well, rip me a new ass hole if you want, i don't fucking care, i could use twenty more, i would spend less time pushing the turd out when shitting. Thanks for reading again, take care.

Hellraiser: Hellworld on my DVD

I've never seen one of the older Hellraiser movies, but I've heard great things about them, they are said to be scary fucking movies that flip your shit through the whole sit, and when you see that face full of pins, diarrhea shit comes out of your anus, yeah, that's what I've been told, scary movies, besides, they are based on Clive Barker's characters, and god I loved his work on "Undying" (yeah, that's a game, but it's great!). I've always wanted to get to see them, but I've never found them... until a couple of days, I saw a divine ray of light come down from heaven as the voice of a thousand angels said: "turn thine eyes" and I saw it, Hellraiser: Hellworld on a counter... yes...

I bought the DVD, happy that I was going to see one of the Hellraisers at last, besides. I was curious about that online thing... what's so online about pinhead?... and what's up with that image? does this take place into the matrix? is he the new enemy of Neo or what the fuck?

Well... this movie is a steaming gigantic grotesque bloody pile of shit!! If I where pinhead, I'd stick my head inside the ass of the people that shot this film! I'd be ashamed of this film! what a shit-load of fuck! If this was supposed to be a scary movie, than I was supposed
to turn into a porcupine when I turned 13 and become the leader of a religion wich worships used tampons!

I'll try not to give away the whole plot. The idea is that hellworld is an online videogame just like Starcraft, Diablo or Ragnarok (though you always see an absurd red screen and no play is seen or explained...), then this one guy kills himself or gets killed or what the fuck because of the game and his friends are like sad and we should have helped him before death shit. then they are invited to a hellworld party (Yes, this is your typical teenagers in awkward situations and having sex sometimes hollywood no brainer escape to basement instead of the outside movie) and strange things begin to happen. My main complaint is that... this is not what I expected, I haven't seen Hellraiser, but I imagine a very dark atmosphere movie with bloody killings and stuff, but the killings in this movie are not that great and feel a little forced, when you see them, they don't satisfy you at all; besides, Pinhead hardly appears through the whole fucking movie, this movie shouldn't have been called Hellraiser, it should have been "Killing party" or "Stupid fucking teens" or "Fuck me and kill me" or something like that. The ending is fine and twists all the movie, but as anything else, it feels forced, but when you think, this ending is fine, it fucking turns itself into a hopefull romantic happy fucking ending which makes it just more bullshit...

If you want to see it, see it, but I'd recommend you download it somewhere, yeah, it must be on the net, there's always some fucked up asshole who likes to stare into shit...

Guitar hero III-Backstage pass on my mobile phone review

I got this game for my mobile phone a while ago: "Guitar hero III - backstage pass", I had played a lot of guitar emulators before on my phone, such as Guitar hero 3, which is awesome! great selection of songs such as "black magic woman" by Santana or "Monsters" by Matchbook romance (Or matchbox as is labeled all over the net) and other stuff that just makes it awesome, I busted the 4 and 6 keys on my phone playing it. Kick ass.

Then is the Gameloft version: Guitar rock tour (or "Guitar legend get on stage" as you can find it, it just has some little changes), another awesome game!, whenever I remember this game, I hear "Banquet" by Bloc party playing on my head; good animations, good songs, I crapped when I saw "Run to the hills" there, great! the songs are complete when you play on free mode, the "story" mode runs smooth and using five keys instead of the usual three was an interesting great idea, a little hard first but when you get the rhythm, it just kicks ass.

Also found another one: "Guitar hero world tour"; I'm a big fan of this kind of games, this one is good, not a lot of different things from guitar hero 3, just animations are a little shittier, good game... but it's fucking hard, I'm not that bad of a player nor I'm the best, but I busted my fucking ass trying to finish it on medium! fuck is it hard! my thumbs are still aching like shit!

But then it this one, Guitar hero III-bsp; I was wondering, what's so backstage about it? I popped the fucker in and fuck man... this game is fucking shit!! You play in the idea that you are trying to be a band, good idea, busting your ass up the charts was great, more emulation of a band sounds good; you have to rehearse your songs and as you rehearse you can play in bars, stadiums, festivals and all that, you have a "fame" counter, also a "buzz" and a "cred" one wich you increase as you play on stages or on the streets, that was awesome, more realistic, the songs are cool and the animations are smooth.

But... what so shitty about this? didn't I say it was shit? am I fucking insane or what?... here's the deal... this fucking game slaughtered the guitar hero idea of playing songs! when you give a concert, you get to choose one or five songs to play (I don't know if more, I'm not that far) depending on if the place is a bar or a stadium, when you start playing, you have a target score to achieve, if you don't achieve it, it's ok, but you won't get that famous because of the shitty concert, ok, you play the first song and it ends halfway, yeah, I know it's a common thing, but then, you don't fucking play anymore! then you play this shitty fucking not self explanatory minigames about throwing the guitar or sliding across stage to the spotlight or catching underwear from the crowd, man, what the fuck! I should be playing the other songs I chose! better, I SHOULD BE FUCKING PLAYING GUITAR!!!! NOT CATCHING UNDERWEAR!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! And if you fuck up the minigames, your score comes down and the concert is shit! so busting your thumbs to get the song right ends up being worthless bullshit!!! And you get other minigames, like: "your fan needs help, play somewhere and score 5 stars" FIVE STARS?! it's fucking hard to get 4! but 5! and if you fuck up and get 4 or less, your fame comes down! what a shit fuck!!

To wrap this up, the game is good on the band emulation thing and the visuals and all that, but I think I should have played more guitar than other thing, anyway it's a Guitar hero, not a "Throw the guitar to the roof hero". The minigames thing (I keep calling them minigames) is good, but it's not well blended in this one. I hope that if a new Guitar hero comes out for the mobile phone, this will be better made.

Thanks for reading my first review, I hope more will come on anything i feel like reviewing.